So we had a sleeper train booked at 11:20 pm from Paris to Irun (a border town just inside of spain) with an expected transfer to a train bound for Madrid, however we weren't able to book the train tickets from Irun to Madrid ahead of time because of some issue. But as of 9:00 we were still sitting at a McDonald's in Paris bumming around on their WiFi because Matt did not want to go to the train station yet even though Mike and I were threatening to leave without him and at some points threatening bodily harm to him if we did not get over to the train station which we thought could make more than an hour.
At about 10:30 we arrived at the train station and were able to activate our Eurail Passes and get set for our overnight train. We ended up waiting around at the station for the train until 11:00 when we started to board, when we also noticed our train had another destination as well. This was the city of Tarbes, which is southeast of Irun by about 45 minutes. We didn't get too much because we believed Irun was the final destination of the train and we could just sleep when we got there.
Well our first experience on the train was getting to our room and realizing that there were six of us sharing a room about 6 feet deep by 5 feet wide and about 8 or 9 feet tall. Little more than a closet with everyone trapped in their own little caccoon. I was pleased to find that the Korean guy on the top bunk across from me spoke english fairly well and we were able to talk to him, while the older couple in the bottom level spoke spanish and french. After settling in we all made it to sleep even though it was a little uncomfortable, and we made stops on the way with periodic announcements being made in French, but nothing seemed significant because all of the stations had signs as to what they were and as long as it didn't say Irun, I wasn't getting off of the train.
At one station however, lots of people including the older couple in our room got up and packed up and left the train so we were worried and asked people if it was Irun and one person said no we had to stay on the train for a couple more stops, and then a train worker came by and said “This is the last stop everybody off.” So we figured we had to do what he said, and went to the ticket office to find out what was up, meanwhile I woke up the Korean guy and told him what we knew was going on. At the station we ended up finding out that there was a bus from this train station to the Irun one that way the train could go to Tarbes instead. However the bus was leaving just as we found this out, all the native french speakers and a couple english speakers were able to make the bus. I think the train workers took pity on us and threw us and our Korean roommate unto another train that would get us one station away from Irun (at that point we were 3 stations away). On this train we were able to talk to a native spanish, french, and english speaker who was incredibly helpful and told us that once we were at this other station, we could either take a tram to the Irun station or just walk 20 minutes. We decided to walk because we figured we had already missed our connecting train so we might as well save a little money instead of paying for the tram, and he even drew us a wonderful map of where we needed to go.
Because of this walk, we ended up crossing the border from France to Spain...on foot! It was quite an experience, but since they are both EU countries I don't think anyone cared at all.
Once in Spain we noticed all the locals were wearing white clothing with red accents like belts or scarves or ties, and came up to the main street where we found that some sort of parade was about to go on. In our basic spanish we were able to ask what was going on and found out that the whole town was closed for this festival today except for restaurants and the train station, which we got even better directions to. We headed over there and found that we weren't the only ones that had missed the train, but more American's who had gotten on a slower bus missed the connection as well. We decided that rather than hang around the station for the next 6 hours till the next train to Madrid came, that we would go out and explore the town during the festival. So after paying a shopkeeper 3 euro a piece to put our bags in his storage closet, we headed over to the parade area to find even more people there with EVERYONE dressed in white and red....except us. One of the other Americans spoke great spanish and he was able to find out that the festival was for San Marcial and honored the day that the spanish successfully defended against the french army. There were groups of men carrying all sorts of guns being led by one woman who everyone clapped for as she passed, and at the end was one woman on a horse leading the mounted calvary. We ended up finding out that these were the girls the “soldiers” had voted to be their nurses, and the most favorite was the one that got to ride the horse. We equated it to a kind of local beauty pageant. After the parade everyone broke up to carnival rides, or chatting with friends. We tried to find some food and ended up getting in line for free food and drink with a ton of locals which they happily gave us!
We then wandered around and talked to some of them that looked to be around our age more or less to test out our spanish, which worked fairly well and just to try and immerse ourselves in their culture.

We stuck out like a sore thumb. It was kind of like going to a costume party and you are the only one in a costume except in reverse. We went to a costume party where everyone BUT us was dressed for the occasion.
It ended up being quite an experience and I can't think of a better way to be stranded at a train station in the outskirts of Spain. I am actually quite glad it happened and we were able to make some friends along the way.
We did eventually make it to Madrid, which I must say is a lot more enjoyable than Paris. Not nearly as dirty and there seems to be young people everywhere with great shopping and high energy levels. Not to mention it seems they have heard of air conditioning as well which is something I can't say for Paris. We made it out to the Museo del Prado and were able to seem a number of masterpiece paintings but all I can think of is how ugly some of these supposed “masterpieces” are. I guess I am more of a sculpture than a painting sort of person.
After this museum visit we partook in another spanish pasttime, the siesta! We walked over to the park and passed out on the grass for about an hour, don't worry nothing got stolen!...Though Mike did manage to leave his razor, toothbrush, toothpaste, and contact lenses all on that first overnight train.